iPod shuffle

A nice line in iPod insult from the 'Thick Of It' Christmas special - makes me snigger.

I will remove your iPod from its tiny nano sheaf, and push it up your cock," says Malcolm Tucker's terrifying sidekick, Jamie, to the hapless Ollie. "And then I'll plug some speakers up your arse. And then I'll put it on to shuffle with my fucking fist."